Friday, September 20, 2013

Chicago Haunt Tour - 2013








HEY!! 
GUESS WHAT???  
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TIME FOR WHAT????"  TIME FOR THE FABULOUS CHICAGO HAUNT TOUR 2013!!!!

http://chihaunttour-es2.eventbrite.com/?rank=1

IT'S BACK BABY, AND BETTER THAN EVER!  HERE IS WHAT YOU GET......

MULTIPLE ATTRACTIONS AT MULTIPLE LOCATIONS.
A COMFORTABLE COACH BUS WITH UP TO 50 OTHER HAUNT ENTHUSIASTS.
A NIGHT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL NEVER FORGET.

YOU ARE A HALLOWEEN FAN, RIGHT?
YOU ARE A HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE FAN, RIGHT? 
YOU  DO FIND YOURSELF SAYING EVERY YEAR, 

   "GEEZ. I SURE WOULD LOVE TO GO TO SOME OF THE GREAT HAUNTED HOUSES IN THE AREA.  BUT IT IS SUCH A HASSLE...WHAT WITH FINDING THE BEST ONES, GETTING OUT TO THE LOCATIONS IN THE BURBS, THE PARKING, STANDING IN LINE FOR TICKETS, THEN STANDING IN LINE FOR ENTRANCE TO THE EVENT.  OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR.  GUESS I'LL JUST MAKE SOME POPCORN AND PUT INSIDIOUS ON MY NETFLIX QUEUE AGAIN

C'MON!! GET OUT OF THAT RUT!  YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH A HASSLE, YOU'RE A HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE FAN!  YOU WANT THE BEST DEAL, THE MOST COMFORTABLE WAY TO TRAVEL WITH THE MOST FUN PEOPLE EVER!  AND IT IS SO EASY TO GET!  

WHEN?  SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2013.  5:30 PM.
WHERE?  THE HOP HAUS.  7545 NORTH CLARK STREET.  CHICAGO, IL.
HOW DO I GET A TICKET?

HERE IS HOW YOU DO IT... http://chihaunttour-es2.eventbrite.com/?rank=1

WHAT WILL YOU GET?  CHECK OUT "FEAR CITY"...
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ONCE AGAIN DAN AND MARTY (THE CHICAGO HAUNT TOUR GUYS) HAVE PUT TOGETHER ONE "KILLER" EVENT.  FIRST, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL HANG OUT WITH THE REST OF THE CROWD AND GET IN THE HAUNT MOOD AT THE HOP HAUS.  AFTER SOME DRINKS AND LAUGHS, YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO MORTON GROVE, HOME OF FEAR CITY AND FABLES CARNIVALE

HERE IS ANOTHER SAMPLE...
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 NEXT YOU TRAVEL TO  THE NEW 30,000 SQUARE FOOT ELEVENTH HOUR IN MELROSE PARK.  FINALLY, YOU ARE OFF TO AURORA WHERE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE BASEMENT OF THE DEAD AND SHATTERED - THE WORLD'S BEST 3D NIGHTMARE.  

THAT'S THREE LOCATIONS AND FIVE ATTRACTIONS! 

WHEN YOU PULL UP TO EACH LOCATION YOU WILL HAVE VIP TICKETS THAT GET YOU STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.  FORGET ALL THE WAITING AROUND.  WITH THIS MANY ATTRACTIONS TO GET THROUGH, YOU WILL BE OFF THE BUS AND IN THE ACTION.  THE VIP TICKETS ALONE WOULD COST YOU MORE THAN $107.00, BUT YOU GET ALL THE ATTRACTIONS, THE BUS, AND THE BEFORE AND AFTER PARTY (FOOD AND DRINKS NOT INCLUDED) FOR ONLY $97.00.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2013.  5:30 PM.  ONE NIGHT ONLY.  

HERE'S HOW...
http://chihaunttour-es2.eventbrite.com/?rank=1

IT'S SO EASY, IT'S SCARY!  

no, really.  SCARY!


NO, NO, NO!  I MEAN REALLY, REALLY, TRULY SCARY!!



YEAH.   THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.


I MEAN, YOU GET ALL THAT AND YOU GET BACK IN TOWN IN TIME FOR LAST CALL.  HOW'S THAT!?

IF YOU SURVIVE, THAT IS.

"OK, I'M SOLD.  IT SOUNDS LIKE A FANTASTICALLY FUN, UNIQUE HALLOWEEN EXPERIENCE!!  HOW DO I GET TICKETS?  I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN PAYING ATTENTION.  WHAT WAS THAT LINK AGAIN?

http://www.eventbrite.com/org/4416765441?s=16272989

"THANKS, KISSMYREVIEW!" 

  HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE!  SEE YOU ON THE BUS!

OH, AND...




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